Thursday, March 26, 2009

I'm So Fortunate


Gina isn't feeling well, so we got Chinese take-out - mango chicken and brown rice for me if you're interested. She doesn't like fortune cookies - I do. It's always funny though that we only ordered two meals and they gave us five cookies.

I, of course, ate all of them.
1. Declare peace every day.
2. A truly great person never puts away the simplicity of a child.
3. A lifetime of happiness lies ahead of you.
4. Ambition is the incentive that makes purpose great and achievement greater.
5. You are never too old to dream. Dreams bring hopes.

So... which one counts? All of them? Or is it the first one I opened, do they cancel each other out or only the last one. Did Miss Manners ever do a segment on fortune cookie etiquette?

ADDENDUM:
Of course, each was read in the following manner:
1. Declare peace every day in bed. (I try every morning, but still have to get up)
2. A truly great person never puts away the simplicity of a child in bed. (Hmmm, that one is just creepy)
3. A lifetime of happiness lies ahead of you in bed. (YES!!)
4. Ambition is the incentive that makes purpose great and achievement greater in bed. (always try harder)
5. You are never too old to dream. Dreams bring hopes in bed. (so true)

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